Wednesday, May 24, 2006

update bitches

so quickly i got two new videos for y'all

first off is average homeboy. by now i hope you all know who this guy is. man is he crazy. search on you tube 'average homboy' and you can now find his second video called blazin hazen http://youtube.com/watch?v=8-eaMq4LNfw&search=average%20homeboy

the second video is he-man singing a song by four non blondes. it starts slow but you have to watch the whole thing. http://youtube.com/watch?v=U8FlwrifZ2o&search=he-man%20four%20non%20blondes i have to credit drew once again for this video. the people did it frame by frame to make the mouths match, haha awesome work.

k now for the update. the past couple weeks have been really chill. just school, kinda hung out, played some vids. the discovery of the moment is circuit circus on kingsway. not only is it a 24 hour arcade where i can blow you all away in dance dance revolution, but its got 24 hour interent cafe which means on those boring nights i can blow you all away in counter strike. and patrick, always hold my wallet to save me from the monster known as stacker......assbitch game.

last weekend was the first long weekend i have had off in a long time. i went to golden ears and went camping. i had a good time. not enough beer but thats ok, lol. the rain didnt damper our spirits too much and it ended up being fun. i would do it again for sure.

im tryin to get all the hockey in that i can right now cause for those who dont know i am goin in for surgery on july 10. nothing major, my tailbone is just messed a little. one day thing, in and out of the hospital in like 10 hours, but i will not be able to run or anything for 4-6 weeks, which is awesome cause its playoff time for hockey. yay! so yeah, as if i am not a fat lazy bastard already, i will be worse come that time. my working out will me lifting the fork to my mouth to eat as i lay like jabba the hut in pain. sweet. now all i need is a leia......

thats it for me. im gonna try and go back to once a week. gets farther between and less descriptive, but i hear the average person has a very short attention span so i try to make it quick for all you average homeboys out there.

sooner rather than later, im out. late.

Monday, May 15, 2006

the zombie creator: xbox360 - video of the week

seems as though when microsoft created xbox 360 they not only created a monster gaming system with unreal graphics and gameplay, but they also created a machine that can turn people into zombies, and addicts. last week some peeps i konw, not naming names, lol, rented this system from rogers. the whole story behind renting it as a story on its own, long story short, wanted to rent one, tings didnt work out, drove around to different rogers, didnt work out, fight with employee, leave empty handed. anyway, these guys ended up renting the system, but it had only two controllers, so they went to best buy, bought two and will return them for a refund upon returnal of the system. before i go any further, i must commend all people involved, you 4 know who you are, for your drive and determination in getting what you want. had a goal, set it and went for it, and that is comendable. so when all of this was done, the system was obtained with four controllers. then a renting spree occured and five games were rented, although one was free. now, i like video games as much as the next guy, but not a conversation went by without some mention of xbox. some people stayed up til 6am playin the thing. the five days it was rented for everything revolved around xbox. to be honest, i am sick of hearing it, lol, so i am gonna stop talking about it. let me leave you with this. the past couple of days have been some of the nicest we have had in a while. on a beautiful day do you wanna be inside playin games or enjoyin the weather? to each their own.

on another front, i wanna thank my buddy drew for helping me get through some boring classes by showing me some hilarious videos. to honour him and his nack for finding the funny, i am going to start adding a link everytime i post for a funny video to watch. some of you will have seen them already, some not, but regardless they are funny and funny is always good. todays video is of a good ol grape smash. watch the reporter try and cheat at the end and smash a bit more grapes. lesson: karma is a bitch. try and cheat and you will pay the ocnsequences. i thnk she really is hurt........http://youtube.com/watch?v=qal2FU4QJIw&search=grape%20smash

sooner rather than later im out, late.

Monday, May 01, 2006

happy birthday(s).....

sup y'all. i wanna send out a huge happy bday to Mike, Jon and Jen. All turned, or are shortly turning, 22. welcome to the club bitches. To celebrate, we all went out on Saturday night. To get it started, yaz and i gave jon a surprise present by joining him in the penalty box. we had a lil party in there on the way to a 4-2 dill pickles win to close out exhibition. our team looks really good right now, solid up and down. so after hockey we headed down to alibi room to start drinking. but not until jon and i waited for peter in his driveway for 20 mins to do his hair. but he made up for it by buying us some drinks at the lounge. not to mention all the good food jon and i got to look at through the window in his kitchen.
anyway after him i got miyuki and yaz and we headed down. we got their kinda late, after 12 for sure, and had like 45 mins to drink which is sometimes good cause then you just give'r. i still haven't decided whether or not i like that place. the music was ok but the ppl dancing were brutal. not like i am any good, but i wish jess was there cause she would have had some really funny things to say, she usually does, but even more so when ppl cant dance, haha. it looked like a dance scene out of an 80s movie, like scarface when they are in the disco or whatever the hell it is. anyway, we left alibi room and headed for laras house. we hung out there, drank, watched some funny vids like average homeboy, and played some taboo. ok, so at playland, take the second past out of the word, and use it for another word. huh? yep, you guessed it, the word was screwdriver. ok, how bout this gem: you lay this down before having sex, you can buy it at the bay, it is woven. yep, a towel, something we all lay down before having sex so we dont get our sheets wet. haha awesome times. anyway got home just after 5 or so, overall it was a good saturday.
sunday was good too. got up, layed in bed, did a bit of hw, did laundry and then played roller hockey. Lougheed won again, 6-1. good way to start the season. yours truly is pure magic. i got 3 assists, but funny enough was on the bench for all the goals that i got assists on. i guess hitting on the scorekeeper before a game actually gets you somewhere. rice, i am doing your 15 well my friend.
this week is busy for me, got a midterm due wednesday and then another due saturday so im kinda stressin a lil but always am at this time. anyway, thats it for now, as it is 930 on a monday morning my brain is kinda dead, surprised i even got this much out.
sooner rather than late, im out. late.